Bargara or bust.

 

The two roving reporters have arrived a Bargara Beach and already have pics to go.

We are writing to you from the Bargara Golf  Club ( previously the Bargara golf  House circa 1950 ). We are here because we can't check in till 3pm.

We arrived at the Don Pancho Resort at about 10 am, unhitched the van out the front and checked in, not with out a drama of course as Mrs Hitler was behind the desk.

Steve            '' What's our room number''

Mrs Hitler       '' Sorry can't tell you until you book in''

Steve            '' Is it classified information?

Mrs Hitler     '' No it's just that I can't tell you in case we have to change your room and you will be disapointed''

Steve            '' How can we be disapointed when we haven't seen the room?

Then she starts to question Annie's identity as the booking is in Paul's name.

Then we both start to be visibly upset. ( but only to each other ) she's to busy looking for spys, infiltraters and phony guests trying to check in under assumed names.

Annie doesn't have the correct paper work and has to email Paul.

We can't check in untill 3pm because we didn't ring ahead. If we had rung ahead we might have been able to check in.

Annie and I go outside for two or three cigarettes and a few deep breaths, if that's possible.

Both outside and undercover car parks are completely vacant, NO CARS ! and she's having trouble juggling check ins and so on and so on.

So here we are doing it tough at the golf club,

More later from the  Stalag Don Pancho, if we ever get inside!